Tongue hockey art is one of my favorite past times. I’m extremely good at it (according to a group of experts known as people I’ve kissed) and I’ve been known to break up with people when they don’t meet my rigorous standard. I have a 10 point rating system. Smutty videos probably have some of the worst kissing; porn stars are open mouthed and lick each other’s tongues excessively, not the up close and personal full mouth technique sure to move things along.

true love.

I’m not sure what this says about our culture, but I found it extremely interesting that, when looking up videos for this post, videos of people making out, nearly all of it was videos of women making out, no heterosexual couples. There were even a few videos of men kissing each other on YouTube, but it’s clear that in the world of smut online, fucking is for men and women and kissing is the realm of girls.

at some point, every girl you've ever known has owned a print of this.

Ce’st la vie. I’ll continue my quest for “romantic” videos of couples I don’t have to pay for and in the meantime, share the following clips with you, all found on YouTube, a surprising wealth of free almost-porn (it cuts out right when it gets to the naked parts):

The first video is one I’ve seen on quite a few free porn file sharing sites, and is sometimes sold as a therapist with a young patient. On this link, it’s a “mom” with her daughter’s friend. In any case, it’s an older woman and a younger woman enjoying some delightful, passionate make out, first on a couch (as it so often starts) and then moving on to the bed.

Another of the older woman and younger woman variety, this video is about a maid getting together with her boss. The kissing is hotter than hot, the kind of make out we should all be so lucky to receive sometime in our lives. Slow and deliberate, it’s purpose is to make you both want more.

Finally, we’d like to leave you with a clip of two men responding to the recent financial crisis the only way they know how, by making out: