Tonight on Carnal Knowledge we’re going to talk about how…
Some guys have all the luck:
Our first clip is called “Lucky Kid” and that’s exactly what it’s about, an average looking guy in a threesome on a couch with two lovely young women who definitely make him the focus of their attention. I bring this to your attention partly because of how lucky this guy is, but also because of the girls themselves. one has long, curly red hair and the other has short dark hair, both on the petite side. Do you realize what I’m telling you here?
This guy’s fucking t.A.T.u.! Amazing. Of course you remember the faux lesbian Russian pop duo from… not that long ago, according to Wikipedia, which is surprising. Anyways, here’s a video with the same exact title as the previous one, “Lucky Kid,” but it would appear to be a continuation. I’m glad to see the ladies paying a little more attention to each other in this second part.
Some guys have all the pain:
Our next clip is called “Cute Teen Rough Fucked in her Small Ass,” and that sums it up nicely. The guy in this clip is fucking this cute brunette in her ass and she appears to be enjoying it. Loudly. The guy’s pretty lucky to be there, and to be allowed to slip it into her ass, and even though I’m not a huge fan of going to brown town myself, I still find this incredibly hot. If nothing else, this has to be a massive boost to his self esteem, am I right?
My goodness, look at those lovely whale tails.
Some guys get all the breaks:
“Public park handjob.” The title says it all as we get a voyeuristic video of a man and a woman enjoying a make out session in the grass and then he lays back while she both gives him a hand job and plays lookout.
And then we have “3 guys; one lucky guy.” Again, the title says it all as we watch a guy chilling on the back of a boat while three cute girls suck his cock. This guy, possibly more than any of the other guys in today’s videos combined, does not deserve such wonderful attention. This guy isn’t quite at a Hot Chicks With Douchebags level, but still. I mean, just look at him. Not that I should be quite attacking a man in the porn industry for his looks, as my co-blogger has very aptly pointed out, but still. I really hope this guy won a contest or something.
And to further prove my point about how some guys get all the luck, I’ll go right back to the source: Rod Stewart himself, seen below in one of the most disturbing photos I’ve ever seen in my life, with the gorgeous Britt Ekland (by now I’m hoping you’ve seen The Wicker Man, or at least The Man With The Golden Gun).
My co-blogger and I are still eagerly awaiting some answers on our poll from yesterday so, you know, if you want our blogs and you think we’re sexy, come on, honey, let us know!
Some guys do nothing but complain:
Well, I guess that’s me, huh? Yeah, probably. I’ll let the ladies from t.A.T.u. have the last word (here’s the “uncensored” video):
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