She’s all that.

Rachael Leigh Cook.

Remember her? I certainly do. Back in the 90s, she and Sarah Michelle Gellar were my biggest actress crushes. There was just a nice little chunk of the box office that those two very talented ladies owned and a much larger part of my heart, too. And, of course, those lusty parts of my brain.

Both women were immensely talented but SMG had RLC has a bit of a disadvantage these days since, while her career seems to sadly be on hiatus, she’ll always go down in history with Buffy The Vampire Slayer (and, for some reason, Freddie Prinze Jr.’s wife. But poor RLC will pretty much only be known for She’s All That, itself a fine 90s teen movie (despite the ludicrous Clark Kent-ian premise that once those glasses go on, we’ll suddenly not be able to see how gorgeous she is, sigh), despite the fact that she’s never stopped appearing in movies or television since then. Well, there is always Josie And The Pussycats too, starring Tara Reid and Rosario Dawson.

Oh, and of course this (which you can’t even pretend you didn’t love):

Freddie Prince Jr. was the male lead of She’s All That, starring alongside side RLC (with both glasses and red hair in the pictures up above, be still my heart), but his future wife SMG also had an interesting little cameo. Oh, and over the years, the two women switched hair colors as well, which just adds to all the fascinating connections here.

But with the lovely Rachael Leigh Cook turning blonde, that brings me to another woman…

Ashlynn Brooke.

Ashlynn Brooke is a woman I’ve discovered only just recently in the world of free online porn clips, and while you may not quite be able to discern it from the pictures above, she reminds me a good deal of RLC with the blonde hair. The resemblance happens more in her clips which you’ll just have to watch and enjoy, but even without the fact that she reminds me of a beautiful Hollywood actress, she has another quality that I desperately need in my porn: That girl next door vibe. I just can’t make it to the ridiculously plastic looking fembots anymore, I tell you. And in addition to Ashlynn Brooke being incredibly cute and tiny (even with her ginormous breasts), she comes off somewhat down to Earth. As she says in one of her videos, she’s just a girl who likes to party and have fun. And that’s something I can get behind.

This is where I first discovered, in a featured clip on fantasti.cc’s main page titled “Ashlynn Brooke 4.” The plot involves two guys with a camera trying to recruit cute college freshman off campus to come back to their place and fuck off camera. Ashlynn plays one of the cute freshman who lost her backpack and could sure use the money. A star is born.

Then I found this clip, from Ashlynn Goes To College 3, which is apparently her big series. The clip is merely “Ashlynn (Brooke) Goes To College 3 Pt. 1,” and while this scene itself is pretty run of the mill ho hum, I include it just so you can see the credits sequence at the start of a porno these days. You have to love that it’s written by a guy named Wayne Hentai and directed by a guy named Andre Madness. Awesome. Ridiculous, yes. But awesome. But kinda makes you worry if you might someday see a porno written/directed by Luna de Miel and Sin Titulo, right?

Our next clip comes from the same feature and is titled “Ashlynn (Brooke) Goes To College 3 Pt. 6.” There’s a brief prologue involving a student making a stinky in class (or something), and then we cut to Ashlynn going to inquire about a job doing data entry for a porn company. The scene is really about the secretary that gives her shit and who then goes and fucks the boss, but

Then we have “Stunning Teen Ashlynn Brooke POV Style 1,” which consists of Ashlynn stripping for, sucking off, and then fucking some guy on a balcony overlooking the city at night. This clip definitely shows off not only her fantastically large breasts but also quite a few of her tattoos which I read on her myspace page that she’s going through the process of removing. Also, I noticed that she drinks Bawls in this clip, (and Cherry Bawls at that) something that I myself have been known to drink on occasion in bold defiance in any attempts to make fun of me about it.

Up next for your view pleasure is “Ashlynn Brooke 5 Pt. 1,” which shows Ashlynn trying to pick up some random guy off the street and take him back to her place to fuck. This is just like one of those bang bus clips, but with the genders reversed, which I kind of like. The clip is so so, and it’s kind of sad that the cameraman can’t even pronounce Ashlynn’s name right. Also this video kind of reminds me in a way of that scene in Boogie Nights where Rollergirl picks up the random guy off the street to fuck her in the back of the limo and then when he reveals that he knows her from high school and then insults her which leads to her and Burt Reynolds beating the shit out of him on the sidewalk. “Dont’ you ever fucking disrespect me!” It’d be kind of awesome of this clip ended that way too.

“Ashlynn Brooke Licking Brandi Belle” is my next clip for you and that title works as a pretty great summary as well. Brandi Belle is a porn star that I just discovered the name of but grew to enjoy the work of long ago (until pornotube broke my heart and removed all of her videos), so I’m sure you’ll see me doing a post on her soon enough. For now you can enjoy watching her seemingly not enjoying Ashlynn Brooke’s tongue at all (I seriously can’t tell if Brandi Belle is trying to stay awake through all of this or if she’s just trying to decide where she is) in this 1 minute clip.

And before I give you the last Ashlynn Brooke clip, I’m going to direct you over to her site for a moment so you can enjoy this beauty of bad photoshopping that my co-blogger found for me here (just click the link and you’ll see what we’re talking about).

My last selection for you is the eponymous “Ashlynn Brooke” and it’s a very telling title. It’s just her and some guy enjoying each other in a variety of positions (including a foot job). I won’t say too much about it other than it’s hot and just leave you to enjoy it for yourself.

Don’t worry, RLC, I sure as hell haven’t forgetten about you.

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you a clip of RLC having sex in a cemetary from a ridiculous looking moving called 11:14:

There’s clearly something to be said for safe sex there.

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s been pretty much stuck in direct to video movies since The Grudge, but repeats of Buffy are always on and always great. Rachael Leigh Cook has always been sadly banished to the world of direct to video (or, direct to DVD now), but every once in a while she pops up in an episode of Psych or The Ghost Whisperer or Las Vegas these days. Sigh. Anyways, hope you’ve enjoyed this stroll down memory lane…

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