For tonight’s entry into the hot, lusty world of Carnal Knowledge, I want to share with you one of my favorite videos, and in doing so, I want to stress the point to you that sometimes the simplest answer is usually the most accurate answer. Occam’s razor totally works in the world of porn, ladies and gents. And to prove that for you, I introduce you to the lovely Kasia:

Hi, Kasia. You totally notice the striped socks, right? Good, I’m glad. If you notice that, then you definitely notice the flexible dildo mounted on the shelf right behind the lovely Kasia too, don’t you? Yeah, you do. Let me just tell you right now that this clip, this clip that I love so much, simply entitled “Kasia Blue Dildo,” is just Kasia and that dildo. Here’s the clip again, and again, and again. Must be popular, right?

That’s a picture of Kasia seemingly chilling at home in her casual wear that I found on a fairly skeezy looking website (Face Down Ass Up university? I guess I’m thankfully that it wasn’t Face Down Ass Up high school or Face Down Ass Up community college). If that’s a set or what, I don’t know, but I love that they really put some work to make it look a real place someone would live in with the pictures, the CDs, the books, and what appears to be a bunk bed with a mounted dildo attached. I should point out that I also kind of love the music playing in that clip (there’s a little Goldfrapp happening at the end, did you notice?), because all sex should have a lovely soundtrack, right? Side note: I have to admit that I find PornoHub’s new slogan to be slightly distracting:

If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to go hunt down a ruler…

Here’s Kasia doing what she does on the Howard Stern show (sigh), and a nice clip of her masturbating outside in a catholic school girl outfit. Not a bad clip at all, even though I do prefer the featured one just a little better, but they also highlight what I like the most about Kasia: Beyond her cuteness, beyond her very flexible body, she seems to be having a fantastic time. Not just a fantastic time, but a laughing, giddy and giggling, crazy amount of fun good time, and that’s refreshing as hell. I’ve watched clips where you just knew that the girl was not having a good time at all, but you don’t get that sense with Kasia. Maybe it would be ruined if she was joined by a guy or a girl (though she does have a guy fuck her with a dildo in this clip), who knows. Maybe by just enjoying herself, she’s doing it Woody Allen-style (no, not that Woody Allen style): “Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with the one I love.”