Hey everyone. I’m on a little vacation of sorts, but…
Just wanted to let you know that neither I nor Luna have forgotten about you.
I mean, how could we?
And I just wanted to share a few images from our CK tumblr…
Something we know that you check daily.
Daily. Religiously. Right?
Good. 
Hope you’re out there having some fun. That’s what I’ll try to be doing myself soon…
So take care of yourself until I get back, okay?
Well, it’s the start of another week. Try to make the best of it.
Ah, date night…
So you’re home again with your lover, despite the incredibly apparanet age gap, enjoying the pleasure of each other’s company for some karaoke.
Some singing, some dancing…What could be better than this?
Well…
There’s always a few things, right?
In a bit of a follow up to a previous post featuring the lovely Christina Jolie, we get to see something quite interesting: the after of a porn shoot.
Granted, this Christina Jolie clip, entitled “Big busted brunette gets banged 6/6,” isn’t exactly an in depth look into what happens to these performers after the curtain drops so to speak, but it’s something, and it interests me quite a bit. One nice thing about a porn film, I imagine, is that it’s all chronological. And because of what it takes to film it, it doesn’t take long to film, not really. Couple of hours in an afternoon in some warehouse somewhere or at some creepy guy’s McMansion in the suburbs and then you’re done, cash in one hand, moist towelette in the other, and you’re on your way to the next nude afternoon in front of the cameras.
But still, it fascinates me because in much different ways, you’re still acting on screen. You’re doing something strenuous and taking yourself to another place, not just physically, but emotionally. And when people stop pointing their cameras and their erections at you, you have to become yourself again. And that’s something that fascinates me and I’d love to see more of it.
from here.
I really like my co-blogger’s previous post, not just for the clips in it, but the personal sentiment behind it. I like that it’s optimistic, or that it seems optimistic to me. She’s busy and single now, would like to have someone in her life, but doesn’t. But she’s happy by herself, I feel, and knows that she won’t always be alone. She knows that continuing to be her awesome self that she is she will someday achieve the amazing success she desires. And then get that young male sex slave/house servant that she so desires.
from here.
But in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, I throw this song out to you, one of my favorites. This is “For Lovers” by Wolfman featuring Pete Doherty.
Find that someone special and run away with them, even if is just for today. That includes you, Luna, and your sex slave/house servant.
I promised a Valentine’s Day post, so here it is. My original idea for this post was to pull some clips from the tubes that were, in my head, romantic, or had a romantic moment. Even in some rough clips, we can see a little sweetness peeking through the thrusting and moaning; a hot look, a sweet kiss, a tiny little whisper. But as I make my way through this Valentine’s Day, or as my co-blogger calls it, “Single’s Awareness Day,” I find that to post clips like that would likely be detrimental to my brain.
Let me explain: underneath the sarcasm, dry as desert humor and unrelenting cynicism, lies a hardcore motherfucking romantic. I know, you’re shocked. And it is because of this, this “intense and deep walled heart” (as my co-blogger has called it), that I am let down so frequently. While others of my age group and generation want to remain distant, cold, awkward, I want to experience it all and breathe it all in. But when you get burned, you stop going out as often. And so, at this time, I’m cautious. As cautious as my impulsive, big dreams, starry eyed heart will allow me.
And: I do believe in love, and believe that at some point, maybe not today, maybe not even any time soon, maybe in another 5 years when I’ll be even older, I’ll have it again. I have to believe it. But today, to put that on a pedestal, something I don’t have, something my heart desperately wants and fuck it, I’ll even say it needs it, well that would be a cruel trick to play on myself. And maybe even you.
But love is great and it comes in many different forms. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned in the past few years of singledom, it’s that there’s nothing like relying on yourself when times get tough.
So, here, if you’re alone, seduce yourself. Some of these clips may help.
This is a really lovely, fantastic clip of a beautiful girl watching a porno and getting herself off. It’s filmed entirely in Nightvision. It’s simple, no tricks, no fuss and proves that to make a good clip you have to have an actress who’s into it and worth watching.
The Ifeelmyself/abby winters porn empire is one of the few companies that has it right: pretty girls who don’t look like porn stars being genuinely sexy. They have a knack for getting women to just act like themselves and not some stupid male fantasy. For example, sometimes you keep your clothes on when taking care of yourself. Modern girls are busy, after all.
3.Teen With Glasses Caught Masturbating
There are a bunch of clips on the tubes that look just like this: a young girl masturbating while someone films her through a sliver of an open door. It’s very close to reality and the women in it are always pretty and enthusiastic. And it’s always a pleasure to spend some serious time with yourself.
With yourself, you can have sex with anyone in the world in your head, you can sleep soundly, you can let your feelings run amok. So if you can’t be with the one you want, love the one you’re with, you are pretty damn special after all.
As I sit here writing this to you, it’s that weird late night period, no longer Friday but not quite Saturday yet. It’s especially weird since I’m leaving behind Friday the 13th and soon we’ll be embracing Valentine’s Day. Or… “Single Awareness Day.”
I’d like to point out the pictures you’re seeing so far in this post are from me doing an image search based on the words “sexy Friday the 13th.” Kind of terrifying what you find, right?
So, let’s do something slightly different, like… two random clips:
I give you “Friday’s air powered sex machine fuck” because… well, why not? If you’re at all like me (and let’s hope you’re not cause it sure as shit ain’t pretty at times), you’re thinking that it’s a late Friday night, early Saturday morning, so of course why wouldn’t you be watching a video of a woman getting fucked by a machine?
And in “Topless young lady” you get to watch a topless young lady sit in her kitchen and eat what I think is jello. I shit you not.
I want to take a quick moment to thank Porn Perspectives for giving us a shout out. And I want to especially throw a shout out back their way because we dig what they do as well.
Anyways, I think that Luna will be here with you tomorrow to ask you to be her Valentine so you should probably consider yourself pretty goddamn lucky, huh?
Just go ahead and try to tell me that the above video isn’t hot. Cause it is and you know it. I love showing it to people and hearing them say, “Damn, that is really hot, really sexy.” And I say, “I know, it is, isn’t it? Also, those two are brother and sister.”
I think it’s safe to say that once human beings were able to perfect capturing the images of life as a means of recording our experiences as animals on this planet, be it in words, oral tradition, or drawings on the walls of caves, then a form of intertexuality was born. True or not, someone was given the ability to walk in and point at a story you liked or enjoyed and say, “Oh, by the way, that’s incest.”
The same could be said for porn, without a doubt. Once we were able to capture the recreation of the telling of ourselves as sexual beasts, we were able to capture every part of it, real or imagined, including when two people who share a little genetic code start bumping uglies. It happens consensually (and sadly, sometimes not) in real life, maybe not a lot, but more than you’d think, I’m told, and in the idea of fiction, it could probably be used as the ultimate metaphor for closeness.
If I was a much more pervy and skeezy man, I’d say that incest porn is the ultimate depiction of the post-post-post-nuclear family. But I’m not quite there, not yet.
Sadly, I can’t totally tell what’s going on in “Family Fucking 4some,” besides alliteration gone wild, but also because of the language barrier. In this clip, which I believe is Russian, you’re looking at a family (but who really knows) having some shots together, then watching a little porn, and then having an orgy. I think there’s an important lesson here for one and all: You don’t have to be pretty to do the incest thing.
There’s no sound in “Classic Lesbian Sisters have Sex,” but really, there doesn’t need to be. All you need are the words “classic” and “lesbians” in a sentence and life is better, right? Throw in “sisters,” and maybe, just maybe, it’s better than you deserve.
There’s no dialogue in “First Mother And Daughter’s Emotion Part 2” to signify a familial relation, but again, it doesn’t need it. What have you hear is just a lovely clip of an older woman and a young woman enjoying a nice passionate moment together on a love seat. Plus, it goes to show you that you can probably take just about any clip and label it “incest” if you want and you’ll most likely get a few thousand extra hits.
What starts off as an early morning trailer park cuddle up for warmth in “Daddy Fucking Teen In Caravan” turns into what is actually a kind of hot video with a nice little soundtrack. I would love to have this playing the next time I’m involved in some jumping of the bones. This or “Caravan Girl” by Goldfrapp:
I think either would work very, very nicely.
In “Bad Brother Wants Cousin To Do His Fucking Thing,” you start to see the sliding scale of these videos, which I’ll go into more as we continue. Also, I hate the guy in this video. The girl is on the cute side and says repeatedly, “My legs are getting tired,” and he makes her keep going and seems slightly more concerned that the camera (see above) is catching all this (supposed) incestuous hotness. Also, is it me or is the cousins fantasy just a watered down version of the brother/sister fantasy?
And then we get to “Hot Incest,” which to me, is anything but. There’s something kind of sadly abusive about it, but I think there may be a larger point to be made there, of course.
I’d really love to talk to someone who is currently in or was in a mature (of legal age, please) consensual incestuous relationship at some point. These people fascinate me to an extent, but I’ve been left with the impression that these couplings always end badly or leave those involved incredibly depressed. Case in point: “Mom Daughter and Son sweat together.” What an interesting title for such a depressing clip, possibly one of the saddest and most pathetic I’ve ever seen in my life. I really think that the line “My name is Michael” in this, what is destined to be a classic in the erotic cinema of feeling bad, is to become the new “My name is Ishmael.” It’s just so weird and depressing to watch, and yet, I think that it supplies the meta thesis to all of this: It’s a hot fantasy in your head, but beyond that, it’s just so… so… bad.
Some fantasies, some naughty trains of thought are exciting to us because they’re just wrong. Some things we like just because we know, or at least are told, that it’s wrong. We adore the taboo.
But some things are perhaps just better left in the realm of the imagination and own dirty heads.
Makes sense, right?
Sin Titulo: Here’s an example of how a typical conversation between Luna and myself goes…
Luna de Miel: Have you ever seen this clip? “Secretary in office gets fuck real.” It’s so intriguing.
Sin: Oh, yes, I certainly have. You know what’s bizarre about you mentioning that just now?
Luna: What?
Sin: I was literally just sitting here thinking about writing a post about that clip. Ha ha. It’s an internet classic as far as I’m concerned. I was just sitting here thinking about what to say.
Luna: It’s a fascinating clip for me. I found some of her other clips – someone in the reviews on fantasti.cc mentioned the name she goes by – but that one just seems so real. And the POV on it is great.
Sin: Wow. I didn’t even know she had others. Good for her. I really like this one. No dialogue, just an intense close up of her face. Like a monologue of facial expressions, and there’s quite a range here. At first it feels like something wrong is happening here, like something horrible is happening to her, and yet, while we should probably be calling for help or rushing in to save her, we’re still watching, you know? We’re still aroused.
Luna: Yes, it’s like the beautiful agony videos! And yeah, when I first saw it, I thought it was more sinister than it is, like rape maybe, but then I really got into it. I really like it.
Sin: Shall we team up for a review of this clip?
Luna: I’m going to have to say yes.
Sin: Nice.
Luna: Hmm. Shall we do a whole post on her facial expressions. Maybe call it ALL OVER YOUR FACE?
Sin: Ha ha, perhaps.
(note to readers: this is an inside joke of ours that would take too long to explain and, we promise you, really isn’t worth it.)
(further editor’s note to our beloved CK readers: ALL OVER YOUR FACE is the new Your Mama! Trust us on that.)
Luna: Even though I know this clip is staged, it feels authentic, like she didn’t know this encounter was being filmed, and the way she is dressed is very real too. Like, you know in pornos when they do “office scenes” and the woman are always dressed somewhat outlandishly in ridiculously tarted up and too small for them suits?
Sin: Oh yes.
Luna: She is dressed in a way that someone who works in a office would dress. It’s not over the top at all. I could kind of see it as maybe the guy had a webcam and set it up so he could film it. I also have some ideas as to why they’re there in the first place.
Sin: You’re very right about her attire. But it’s not just her clothes, but her in general. She looks like a real, normal middle class woman who would have an office job. She’s just perfect and beautiful in how normal she is. And her “acting” is realistic, very down to Earth, not over the top “Oooh, put your dick in my ass, yeah!” kind of stuff.
Luna: Yeah.
Sin: And when you watch it, the first thing that enters your mind is that she’s being forced to do this in some kind of way. Either physically or in a evil boss saying, “Do this or you’re going to lose your job” kind of way. Because of things we’ve seen before, a scenario is immediately suggested in your head when you watch this. And her facial expressions add to that perfectly, that feeling that you’re watching something wrong happen. But you’re watching it, you’re enjoying it and it’s exciting in how complicit you are to this act.
Luna: And she has still has clothes on. That’s a big sign right there, a testament to how real it feels.
Sin: Yeah, and when she stands up at the end for a second and you see that she still was the green sweater on, but nothing below, that’s kind of hot to me. Maybe I have a thing for girls in sweater shirts and nothing else?
Luna: What a surprise, you like girls with no pants on 
Sin: Ha ha, yeah. But then he brings his cock to her at the end, like a present or I guess a bonus? Something about it feels like A) your typical porn ending to me, or B) the way people who watch way too much porn and get power fantasies from it think sex should end, thus making you hate this evil boss person even more.
Luna: Oh, that’s very hot. It’s really sex. It’s not a porn ending to me, it feels somewhat realistic. But I think also… her hesitation is part of her turn on, like she’s as much of a player in this game as he is.
Sin: Yeah, they’re both role playing a bit in this power struggle fantasy, if that’s even what’s going on, and there’s probably a hundred different storylines we could concoct for this. But in this struggle for power, you know who wins? Us.
Thanks for joing us, but if you’ll excuse, we’ve got some overtime to put on and then it’s back to the grind. We’ll catch you kids later, at the water cooler perhaps?
