As I sit here writing this to you, it’s that weird late night period, no longer Friday but not quite Saturday yet. It’s especially weird since I’m leaving behind Friday the 13th and soon we’ll be embracing Valentine’s Day. Or… “Single Awareness Day.”
I’d like to point out the pictures you’re seeing so far in this post are from me doing an image search based on the words “sexy Friday the 13th.” Kind of terrifying what you find, right?
So, let’s do something slightly different, like… two random clips:
I give you “Friday’s air powered sex machine fuck” because… well, why not? If you’re at all like me (and let’s hope you’re not cause it sure as shit ain’t pretty at times), you’re thinking that it’s a late Friday night, early Saturday morning, so of course why wouldn’t you be watching a video of a woman getting fucked by a machine?
And in “Topless young lady” you get to watch a topless young lady sit in her kitchen and eat what I think is jello. I shit you not.
I want to take a quick moment to thank Porn Perspectives for giving us a shout out. And I want to especially throw a shout out back their way because we dig what they do as well.
Anyways, I think that Luna will be here with you tomorrow to ask you to be her Valentine so you should probably consider yourself pretty goddamn lucky, huh?
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