The Desk Job.

Sin Titulo: Here’s an example of how a typical conversation between Luna and myself goes…

Luna de Miel: Have you ever seen this clip? “Secretary in office gets fuck real.” It’s so intriguing.

Sin: Oh, yes, I certainly have. You know what’s bizarre about you mentioning that just now?

Luna: What?

Sin: I was literally just sitting here thinking about writing a post about that clip. Ha ha. It’s an internet classic as far as I’m concerned. I was just sitting here thinking about what to say.

Luna: It’s a fascinating clip for me. I found some of her other clips – someone in the reviews on fantasti.cc mentioned the name she goes by – but that one just seems so real. And the POV on it is great.

Sin: Wow. I didn’t even know she had others. Good for her. I really like this one. No dialogue, just an intense close up of her face. Like a monologue of facial expressions, and there’s quite a range here. At first it feels like something wrong is happening here, like something horrible is happening to her, and yet, while we should probably be calling for help or rushing in to save her, we’re still watching, you know? We’re still aroused.

Luna: Yes, it’s like the beautiful agony videos! And yeah, when I first saw it, I thought it was more sinister than it is, like rape maybe, but then I really got into it. I really like it.

Sin: Shall we team up for a review of this clip?

Luna: I’m going to have to say yes.

Sin: Nice.

Luna: Hmm. Shall we do a whole post on her facial expressions. Maybe call it ALL OVER YOUR FACE?

Sin: Ha ha, perhaps.

(note to readers: this is an inside joke of ours that would take too long to explain and, we promise you, really isn’t worth it.)

(further editor’s note to our beloved CK readers: ALL OVER YOUR FACE is the new Your Mama! Trust us on that.)

Luna: Even though I know this clip is staged, it feels authentic, like she didn’t know this encounter was being filmed, and the way she is dressed is very real too. Like, you know in pornos when they do “office scenes” and the woman are always dressed somewhat outlandishly in ridiculously tarted up and too small for them suits?

Sin: Oh yes.

Luna: She is dressed in a way that someone who works in a office would dress. It’s not over the top at all. I could kind of see it as maybe the guy had a webcam and set it up so he could film it. I also have some ideas as to why they’re there in the first place.

Sin: You’re very right about her attire. But it’s not just her clothes, but her in general. She looks like a real, normal middle class woman who would have an office job. She’s just perfect and beautiful in how normal she is. And her “acting” is realistic, very down to Earth, not over the top “Oooh, put your dick in my ass, yeah!” kind of stuff.

Luna: Yeah.

Sin: And when you watch it, the first thing that enters your mind is that she’s being forced to do this in some kind of way. Either physically or in a evil boss saying, “Do this or you’re going to lose your job” kind of way. Because of things we’ve seen before, a scenario is immediately suggested in your head when you watch this. And her facial expressions add to that perfectly, that feeling that you’re watching something wrong happen. But you’re watching it, you’re enjoying it and it’s exciting in how complicit you are to this act.

Luna: And she has still has clothes on. That’s a big sign right there, a testament to how real it feels.

Sin: Yeah, and when she stands up at the end for a second and you see that she still was the green sweater on, but nothing below, that’s kind of hot to me. Maybe I have a thing for girls in sweater shirts and nothing else?

Luna: What a surprise, you like girls with no pants on 😛

Sin: Ha ha, yeah. But then he brings his cock to her at the end, like a present or I guess a bonus? Something about it feels like A) your typical porn ending to me, or B) the way people who watch way too much porn and get power fantasies from it think sex should end, thus making you hate this evil boss person even more.

Luna: Oh, that’s very hot. It’s really sex. It’s not a porn ending to me, it feels somewhat realistic. But I think also… her hesitation is part of her turn on, like she’s as much of a player in this game as he is.

Sin: Yeah, they’re both role playing a bit in this power struggle fantasy, if that’s even what’s going on, and there’s probably a hundred different storylines we could concoct for this. But in this struggle for power, you know who wins? Us.

Thanks for joing us, but if you’ll excuse, we’ve got some overtime to put on and then it’s back to the grind. We’ll catch you kids later, at the water cooler perhaps?